GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life. I'd like to come back as a bear. you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business, you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too, I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Author: Unknown